Driving me Crazy - IX
"SPEED PAST US AND CUT IN FRONT OF OUR BUMPER"
At least, we're pretty sure that's what it says, since a lot of the drivers around here seem to do that.
We were driving to the East Valley the other day (TMBWitW was going to visit her friend, Arizona Mills Mall, and I had an interview) and we were traveling along in the carpool lane. A pick-up truck, driver on the phone, missed our front bumper by about five inches. It would have been less, and probably an impact, if I hadn't tapped my brakes when I saw him lurch towards us from the right. No turn signal, no glance in the mirror, not even a hiccup in his conversation, I'm guessing.
Oh, and Sonoran State plates on his truck.
Now, I'm sure that he was here on business, and he was leaving the area as soon as his business was complete. I'm sure that he doesn't live here and leave his truck registered in a foreign nation because he's only here for the cash. I'm sure that if he had moved here he would be registering his vehicle here within the ten days allowed by law.
I'm sure of that because my government assures me that most people coming from south of the border are here to stay, and will assimilate into our law-abiding community.
No, really, they will.
Except that I ran into him again. Yes, I'm pretty sure it's the same truck - same model, same Sonoran plate, same flame job on the hood. He was getting out of his truck at Home Depot. I was there picking up trim pieces for the pulpit, and I saw him as I was leaving. It was pretty obvious that he was headed into Home Depot, besides being parked there - he had on an orange apron with the words "Home Depot" on it.
Yup, they're here doing the jobs that us Americans won't. I always thought the libs were referring to agricultural jobs. Turns out Americans don't want to work in home improvement warehouses. Or in fast food places. Or at the corner drugstore. Or the movie rental stores. Or on construction crews.
And now Ted "I can't go for help while my date is drowning" Kennedy is starting the whole amnesty debate again by introducing a more radical "path to citizenship" bull - I mean bill - with the hopes that a DemocratICK controlled Congress will pass it without a burp.
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